NFT THE DP

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Peni­ses. Anyone who shares unwel­come photos of their wang online must think theirs is a work of art, right? Well now, it can be! If you feel the urge to send a no-context jpeg of your junk, we’ll give it the audi­ence you clearly think it deser­ves, by pinning its wrinkly ball sack to the block­chain. Yes that’s right, we’ll mint it as a NFT, for the WHOLE WORLD to see.

Ok, so here’s the DL…

How to mint your NFTDP in 10 simple steps:

1. Down­load the unso­li­ci­ted pickle onto your compu­ter.
2. Down­load Meta­Mask.
3. Look for the little fox icon on the top-right side of your brow­ser.
4. Click on the fox and set up your wallet. (Write down the random list of words on a piece of paper and set a pass­word).
5. Look at you! You now have your very own ETH address. You’re almost ready to bombard the block­chain with phallic portrai­ture!
6. Now go on Minta­ble and create an account
7. Hold onto your todger, you’re almost there…
8. Click on ‘Mint an item’
9. Click on ‘Cre­ate an item’
10. Click on ‘Cre­ate new item’
11. Follow the Instruc­ti­ons and set your price! (the more expen­sive the better 😉)
12. Sign the trans­ac­tion in Meta­mask (if the pop-up doesn’t show, click on the fox icon and sign)
13. You’re done! Now send the NFT link back to Mr. Creep and laugh all the way to bank.

The Pervs Guide to Burning an NFTDP

Awww did some­one get NFTDPd ??? You’re in luck… Here’s how to burn the NFT (and consi­der your­self lucky your actual schlong isn’t getting burned):

1. Buy the NFTDP (no way around that). If you can’t afford it… too bad lol.
2. Now you’ll have to get an ETH wallet and do a bunch of compli­ca­ted block­chain stuff that’s probably way out of reach for your pea-sized brain.
3. You figu­red it all out? Good for you… All you have to do is send the NFT to this address: 0×0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
4. Stop being a creep… creep.

GET MINTING 😉

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