NFT THE DP

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Penises. Anyone who shares unwelcome photos of their wang online must think theirs is a work of art, right? Well now, it can be! If you feel the urge to send a no-context jpeg of your junk, we’ll give it the audience you clearly think it deserves, by pinning its wrinkly ball sack to the blockchain. Yes that’s right, we’ll mint it as a NFT, for the WHOLE WORLD to see.

Ok, so here’s the DL...

How to mint your NFTDP in 10 simple steps:

1. Download the unsolicited pickle onto your computer.
2. Download MetaMask.
3. Look for the little fox icon on the top-right side of your browser.
4. Click on the fox and set up your wallet. (Write down the random list of words on a piece of paper and set a password).
5. Look at you! You now have your very own ETH address. You’re almost ready to bombard the blockchain with phallic portraiture!
6. Now go on Mintable and create an account
7. Hold onto your todger, you’re almost there…
8. Click on ‘Mint an item’
9. Click on ‘Create an item’
10. Click on ‘Create new item’
11. Follow the Instructions and set your price! (the more expensive the better 😉)
12. Sign the transaction in Metamask (if the pop-up doesn’t show, click on the fox icon and sign)
13. You’re done! Now send the NFT link back to Mr. Creep and laugh all the way to bank.

The Pervs Guide to Burning an NFTDP

Awww did someone get NFTDPd ??? You’re in luck… Here’s how to burn the NFT (and consider yourself lucky your actual schlong isn’t getting burned):

1. Buy the NFTDP (no way around that). If you can’t afford it… too bad lol.
2. Now you’ll have to get an ETH wallet and do a bunch of complicated blockchain stuff that’s probably way out of reach for your pea-sized brain.
3. You figured it all out? Good for you… All you have to do is send the NFT to this address: 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
4. Stop being a creep… creep.

GET MINTING 😉

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